the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
VIRGINIA JUST LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE FIRST STATE IN THE SOUTH 30 MINUTES AGO HELL FUCKIN YEA TURN THE FUCK UP IN THIS STATE FUNCTION
PETITION FOR THIS PIZZA BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN FANDOM
Now, with whom shall we ship him?
tumblr user pizza of course
i approve of this
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
When you go over a test that you failed and you finally understand the material